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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
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what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Yo mamas so fat darth vader wanted her to be the death star
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
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What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
