Star Jokes

That kid when its lunch time at school

Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!

5 stars!

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans play gta and get five stars because they’re not wanted

Anonymous
in Genie

Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh

Bad jokes

My girlfiends a porn star

She kill me if she found out

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Anonymous
in Puns

If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not

MattyD

So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said "pick a star sign, any star sign" so I said "Capricorn " and he said "nah you got cancer".

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!

Roaster #12345678910
in Roast

My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.

Anonymous

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it

Loan Yoda
in Star Wars

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!

Kejel

Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -

Anonymous
in Star Wars

So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school

Anonymous

Yo mamas so fat darth vader wanted her to be the death star

USSR Soldier
in Star Trek

Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"

kid12222222222222
in Puns

The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.

LMAO
in Star Wars

What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi Van Canopy

Allan C.
in Star Wars

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40