jimmy does stand up comedy he says โwhat do you call an orangutangโ
jake replies โYOUโ then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying
"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!๐๐๐๐
Why do French like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
The W in Africa stands for water.
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
What part of another one bites the dust do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them I,m standing on my own two feet.
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
