Why does g-unit and c-unit stands for ?gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS's office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I'm a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I'll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I'll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn't see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that's not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I'll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that's impossible you've got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he's laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what's wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you'd just love it.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer😔
The ,,S" in Putin stands for smart.
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn't stand a chance against both of us
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What Does NASA stand for ? Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong
are you the twin towers I cant stand you
if there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully say
i’m still standing.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
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this is a true fact, the letter 'F' in orphan stands for family?
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself