Sports jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
Us Texas fans will miss you Bijan 🤘🤘🤘
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)