Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Memes
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.