Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Sports Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
