Sports jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.