Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.