Sports jokes
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Imagine. Kobe could not.