Sports jokes

Cricket

What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?

The entire English innings.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Indian

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.

Indian

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Memes

Book

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

Priest

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

Difference

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Cookbook

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Hipster

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers.

Hitler

What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Sport

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Wife

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They ain't got no home to run to.

Cricket

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

Sister

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.