Sports jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!