Sports jokes
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.