Sports jokes

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger!

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport??

Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.

Why can't Asians play cricket?

Because they will eat the ball.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because they finally have a home.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.

Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.

Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.