Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Arsenal
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.