Sports jokes
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.