Sports jokes
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Memes
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.