Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Memes
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I like balls.