Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.