Sports jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."