Sports jokes
Imagine. Kobe could not.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.