Sports jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.