Sports jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
I like balls.