Sports jokes
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Memes
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.