Sports jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.