Sports jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Memes
Imagine. Kobe could not.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.