Sports jokes
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.