Sports jokes
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.