Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Sports Jokes
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
