Sports jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!