I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
China should be a baseball team.
Awesome, amazing game!
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Pool table.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
