Sport jokes
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Suiiiii!
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.