Sport jokes
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.