Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Sport Jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
