Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon! This joke is funny because it plays on the word "home." Orphans don't have a home (duh, that's why they're orphans), and in baseball, you have to get to home plate to score. Get it now, dummy?