Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
