Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.