Sport jokes
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭