Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>