Sport jokes
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Memes
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...