Sport jokes
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Suiiiii!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.