Sport jokes
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What do you call ball drama?
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.