Sport jokes
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.