Sport jokes
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!