Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What do you call ball drama?
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.