Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.