Sport jokes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.