Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklenut! This joke is for dummies! See, orphans don't have a "home" because their parents are six feet under, right? And in baseball, you gotta run "home" to score. So, orphans can't "find home" in baseball because they don't have a home! Get it? You probably don't, ya cotton-headed ninny muggins!