Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Sport Jokes
Baseball is awesome!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
