Sport jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can never score home.

If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?

Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

How do baseballs communicate?

They touch base!

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't go home.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he can't get home.

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.