Sport jokes
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"