Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Fat Lever.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Baseball is awesome!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.