Sport jokes
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Memes
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
Fat Lever.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.