Sport jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.