Sport jokes
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
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What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.