Sport jokes
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
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Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.