Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Sport Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
