Sport jokes
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Comment your favorite sport.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.