Sport jokes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Comment your favorite sport.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!