Sport jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Memes
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Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!