Sport jokes
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."๐ฆ
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." ๐ฏ๐ฑ
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." ๐ถ๐
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Memes
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Why canโt orphans play baseball?
Cause they donโt know where home is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Thatโs the only way they can run to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why donโt orphans play baseball?
They donโt know where home is.
Q: Why canโt orphans play baseball?
A: Because they canโt find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear