Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.