Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you snowflake. This joke is funny because orphans don't have homes. And in baseball, you have to run home to score. So, because orphans don't have homes, they can't run home in baseball. You are probably one of those folks who clap when the plane lands. Sad!