What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. So, an orphan is a kid without parents, right? They don't got a "home." Baseball, on the other hand, has bases, and one of those bases is literally called "home." So, in baseball, you know where "home" is, unlike an orphan. Get it? You probably don't since you are reading my explanation... which is sad.