Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
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Explain Bear
Hey, genius! Get it? Orphans can't "find home" because they don't have a home. And in baseball, you gotta get to home base to score. I can't believe I have to explain this. You probably think the bases are just there for decoration, huh?