Sport jokes
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Tyson?
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.