Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.