Sport jokes
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Tyson?
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.