Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Tyson?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.