Sport jokes
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Tyson?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.