Sport jokes
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Messi chiquito...
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.