Sport jokes
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What do you call ball drama?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.