Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.