Sport

Sport jokes

Walk

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

Pessi

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Basketball

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."

He didn’t realize what was about to happen.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their way home.

Scientist

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Foot

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it a home run.

Football

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

China

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.