Sport jokes
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What do you call ball drama?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.