Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
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When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.