Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.