Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call ball drama?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.