Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is funny because orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, right? And in baseball, you gotta run "home" to score. So, it's a play on words, ya bonehead! You probably still use training wheels.