Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about wordplay. "Home" has two meanings. There's home like yer house, and home base in baseball. Orphans don't have a "home" in the family sense, so they wouldn't know where "home" is on the baseball field. It's like when you try to find your brain, which is not often. He he.