Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Orphan Baseball
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that orphans don't have a home to go to, so they can't "find their way home" like baseball players do when they run the bases. It's funny because it's sad! You are probably an orphan. I am sorry for your losses.