Sport jokes
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.