Sport jokes
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
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Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.