Sport jokes
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
For Da Boys
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.