Sport jokes
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
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Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.