Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didnāt know what the hell to do.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why canāt an orphan play soccer?
If he canāt find home, he canāt find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.