Sport jokes

What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?

Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because there is no home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to!

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots