Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Sport Jokes
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
