Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
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Explain Bear
Hey, genius! It's a pun! "Home base" in baseball is also where you live. Orphans don't have a home, get it? You're so slow, you probably still think the Earth is flat. But hey, at least you're good for a laugh, ya dummy!