Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Memes
And I would walk 500 more!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Pool table.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.