Sport jokes
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
And I would walk 500 more!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.