Sport jokes
China should be a baseball team.
Awesome, amazing game!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.