Sport jokes
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
And I would walk 500 more!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
China should be a baseball team.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Pool table.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.