Sport jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Pool table.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.