Sport jokes
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Memes
And I would walk 500 more!
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Pool table.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.