Sport jokes
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Pool table.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?