Sport jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.