Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
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Okay, so get this: orphans don't have a "home," like, a family house, right? And in baseball, you gotta run "home" to score. So, since orphans got no "home," they can't play baseball. You probably play left field, don't you?