Sport jokes
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Why canāt orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They donāt have a home to run to.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.