Why should you not let an orphan play baseball? The don’t know where home is.😢
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? Because he didn’t know where home was
why do orphans not play sport? because they need parents permission
What's an orphans favourite sport? Tennis because it's the only love they'll get
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
