Sport jokes
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.