Sport jokes
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.