Sport jokes
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.