Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.