Sport jokes
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.