Sport jokes
Lessi
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.