Sport jokes
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Messi chiquito...
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.