Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
