Space jokes
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?