Space jokes
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Every moon has a silver lining.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.