Space

Space jokes

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

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  • Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?

    Good food, but no atmosphere.

    North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

    Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

    The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

    Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."

    Why did the chicken enter the cave?

    Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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  • What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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