How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
