Space jokes
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.