Space jokes
Spell "IOUT", no space.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Bra eat E.T.?
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.