Space jokes
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
The earth is not round.
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What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.