They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
