The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
well i guess exoplanets never had some exoloration 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
oh hi guys. oh whoops i didn't planet this way
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
