What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Space Jokes
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Today my idiot brother screamed, "Ahhhhh, I'm dead!" But it wasn't really, so I decided to make it a reality until my sister came...
AND HELPED ME! - for once, but then two minutes later my mom showed up. We killed him right in front of her, and she screamed! "Donuts and pizza for you and more if you go to Mrs. Roberts' house and say hi and bye to Daddy!!!!!" And she hands us both a sharp tool, and I say, "What about Tommy??!!! Aren't you MAD!!!!!!!" Then she replied, "Who's THAT!!??? Coz he ain't mine. His name is Tommy, Tommy Roberts."
So then me and my sister visit Mrs. Roberts, and she said, "Oh, this isn't anything important. Go home!" So then my sister and I say hi! and do a countdown. After that my Nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR, MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL! 😊😊😊 But then the police question us where daddy was, so then Mom said....................... oh he's moved on! So then the police officer was like, "Ahem, ma'm where!" SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
