What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Alright, listen up, nimrod. The "joke" is that something getting smaller usually gets quieter. But a baby in a blender? That's gonna be LOUD, right before it, well, stops being anything at all. It's funny 'cause it's awful. And you are probably the type of person that would use a blender for non-food purposes.