Sound jokes
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What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
A bass drum is the boss.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
pop pop meow?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Wee snaw.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
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What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.