Sound jokes
A bass drum is the boss.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
heehee
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Wee snaw.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
pop pop meow?
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.