Sound jokes
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Omnom.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What does a cow say? Moo.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"