Sound jokes
"Baaad boy."
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What does the fox say?
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Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
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Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!