A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.