What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!