Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
SOS Jokes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
Animals are just... so hot!
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
