SOS Jokes

Forehead

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

Bus

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Race

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Boy

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

Sex

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."

Father

Why are Black women dating white men?

So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.

Christian

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?

Mama

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Spider-Man

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Twix

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Party

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Sex

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.