Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Be careful everybodying, I have red dot on my foreheading so I can recording everybodying!
Yo mama so fat I have to take a train 2 buses and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels
Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.
Ur mamma is so dumb she went the the dentist to get Bluetooth
Ever heard of the currency TNT? All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through something so small?
DId you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
this joke is so corny i could eat it off the cob
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building
yo mama so fat she ate mcdonald
I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland. So I told him he was on my cock. (I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
