SOS jokes

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

Orphan: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

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Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?

So they have a place to hang the air freshener.

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.