Song jokes
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.