Song jokes
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom