Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
