Roses are red violets are blue I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
