Song jokes
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
He sing, he dance, he he.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.