What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
