Song jokes
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."