Song jokes
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"