Song jokes

What song genre do the national anthems fit into?

Country.

Why doesn't Adele swim properly?

Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽‍♂️

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.

I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...

What's a rabbit's favorite song?

Hip hop.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.