Song

Song Jokes

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?

The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."

I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.

What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.