Song jokes
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.