Song jokes
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?