Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Song Jokes
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
